Dying Inside

Oh yes, and the cakes.

2009-09-15T10:21:00.000-07:00

A long time of searching and still no luck what so ever. To be honest, I've stopped being worried, gotten past the delusional freak stage and am actually starting to get angry.

At James.

Yeah, I know right? You'd think he would have gotten out by now!

I'm probably in denial actually.

-D (so much so, I can't be bothered to type out my own name)

You want a story? I'll give you a ruddy story.

2009-08-07T01:04:00.000-07:00

I glared at Robin and Zoe.

"What on Earth do you think you're playing at, the stairs are NOT for playing on!"

Robin shuffled his feet nervously, an expression of guilt and impatience on his face. Zoe seemed a little less bothered, maybe because it was her bithday.

Yeah, she's 3021 now.

"But we're still going out right D'." said Zoe, as if she was stating a fact rather than asking a question. I made a face, considering if I was mean enough to keep her in. Fortunatly enough for her, I'm not.

"We will, but only if you apoligise to Mr. Dendle."

They had that "who?" expression on their faces. I sighed.

"The guy you pushed down the stairs."

They nodded eagerly and rushed off to find him.

God dammit, one day I swear they'll break their necks. Then they'll be sorry.

-Delilah

We have problems, major problems

2009-08-07T00:32:00.000-07:00

So last night we decided to treat ourselves (for once) and went out for dinner in a shmancy restaurant near our little apartment. Everything went fine while we were there but it was when we were walking back that things started to go wrong.

This guy sort of...attacked us (he was all dressed in black of course). Robin's got some large scratches on his face and Zo' sprained her ankle in the fight.

We're not fighters, we've never needed to do it before.

I guess you could say we deserved what we got, we were making to much noise and drawing attention to ourselves. At least, that's what I thought until this morning.

When James wasn't in bed.

I didn't worry all that much at first, we go for little walks from time to time. If we didn't get away from each other we'd go mad in time, but...

You know that feeling you get when you're nervous. The feeling that something is horribly wrong, but you're sure everything will be just fine?

Yeah, it sucks.

So we went looking for him, or at least, I did. I couldn't find him anywhere, and by anywhere I mean everywhere. I was quickly making connections between the attack and his disappearence.

Can you blame me?

So anyway, James is missing, Zoe can't walk without support and Robin is afraid to go out incase we get attacked again.

So it's all up to me to save James.

Brilliant...

-Delilah

Umm....nervous giggle

2009-03-11T13:46:00.000-07:00

It's been a while, a lone while, well for mortals anywayz

Well....

See ya

-Zo'zo

The most thought provoking thing i have ever read...

2009-01-22T09:14:00.000-08:00

Yesterday is history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is a gift...

That's why it's called the present

No body actually knows who wrote this, but whoever did inspired me, to write a poem

Do we really know?
Know about the world?
Do we really see it's beauty, and magnificence?
How often do we appreciate today?
Who we are and what we do,
Listen to me when I say,
I think that we need to...

-James

Total LOL

2009-01-13T07:07:00.000-08:00

I was getting bored again so I went looking for funny stuff and I found a list of phobias and some of them are pretty weird and funny so I decided to put those ones on here so here you go (inhales)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666

I hope Robin doesn't have this, cause it's tatooed across his forhead (jokes)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Thats not exactly the best name for that fear...

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

That is BAD

Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.

I hope they have the fear of going outside as well

-Zoe

Creating a hole in the universe

2009-01-09T12:30:00.000-08:00

How to make a black hole
1) Hire the Swiss
2) Make them build you a particle accelerator
3)Switch it on

How to annoy your siblings
1) Take something from their room
2) Hide it
3) When they realise it's gone they will suspect you
4) Tell them to look again
5) Wait until they go and talk to their parents about it then sneak back in and put it somewhere really obvious
6) Laugh

What has annoying you sibling got to do with a black hole.

Nothing much

-Zoe

Me, forget? Never...

2008-12-28T09:52:00.000-08:00

So I finally caved in. And came back.
A little anti-climatic though. I thought mabye there would be, I don't know...

Armed Policemen

Environmentalists

Over-complicated evil robots

Secret agents

Or at least a mad dog

But no, all i find waiting for me is wrapping paper, socks and some sort of fir tree with tiny round bombs on it (aparently they're called baubles).

Supposedly the 25th was Christmas day
A mortal celebration made to make reletaves by gifts for them

And I didn't by Zoe, Robin or James presents

OOPs!

-Delilah

Inspiration has struck

2008-12-23T09:44:00.000-08:00

Inspired by Delilah's last entry, we decided to lanch a campain. To get Delilah back. We've put a lot of hard work into this campain so, here we go...

- Zoe

A spark from inside
Twinkling in our eyes
Showing that we love her
But still the spark dies

Does she care?
We ask her
No reply, we're cut off
But our determination is undeterred

Still she's gone, will she return?
We don't know for sure
For all the time that she is gone
We just long for her even more

She doesn't care, she won't come back
As stubon as we always knew
But if she does decide to come back
We will start a new...

-James

Listen Delilah, i know your out there,
You don't know what your doing
If you did you'd be back already
But nooooooooooooo
You decide to stay away
Make us feel like trash
If you cared you wouldn't have even left
What if, what if we don't want you back?
That's it, indulge on your own pity for as long as you want
But don't think as soon as you come back you'll be accepted

-Robz

Delilah
If you'd heard me say the word above
You'd come back
But computerized words have NO emotion
Robin's a jerk
But a jerk with a point
We just want you back
But we feel that you need some sort of.... punishment for what you put us through

- Zoe

I hate them

2008-12-19T10:54:00.000-08:00

i have deleted everything that was originally here because i feel it may have been a bit too harsh

-Delilah

COME BACK

2008-12-17T07:53:00.000-08:00

We have learnt our lesson - Zoe
Yeah come back! - Robin
Please... -James

Come back Delilah! - All

Sigh

2008-12-17T07:40:00.000-08:00

I'm bored, without the others it's not the same. They, errr
Complete me?
I guess so cause I'm ruddy bored
I'm not going back yet
Not till they've learnt their lesson
So I have the laptop and, judging by the guys last entry, they got a new one or snuck into an internet cafe.
Sigh
Bored

-Delilah

Highly delayed reaction

2008-12-16T13:21:00.000-08:00

Delilah

She's...

Gone

As in

Not here

Vanished

She left this note...

Yackady Yack YACK!

2008-12-11T12:19:00.000-08:00

ARRGGG
I can't stand these flipping, KIDS!
They're driving me crazy one more insedent like this morning's i'll explode
That's it i'm
I'm...
LEAVING.

-Delilah

Dancing on the Sand

2008-12-10T08:41:00.000-08:00

Beach!
Love them :)
The sand feels amazing between your toes
AMAZING
So yeah, sea=cold
Bye!

-Zoe

It's really sad

2008-12-09T11:45:00.001-08:00

I started following my own blog
Which is generally sad
But I need more
MORE
Sorry Power hungry moment
So if your reading this pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee follow my blog
I'm begging

-Delilah

Poetry 4

2008-12-09T11:34:00.000-08:00

Shining on a moonlight pool
A light in the darkest of darkness
You think you can take it, steal it
Hide it from us, for yourself
Well you can't, it's ours too
So leave it be
Now the world can see what
We will do for each other
To save humanity
And all a like
Unite in our quest

Save the Rainforest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- James :p

Woo HOO

2008-12-09T11:13:00.000-08:00

We finally settled down somewhere

Yey! Okay so it's a bit of a dump, but who cares it's our first real home!

Since Delilah neglected (i love that word) to tell you I'm 3020 years old, go me!
Robin (the stupid one) is 2820 and so is James
Delilah (the bossy but kind one) is 3400 years old, which makes her the leader (damm)
In you years, we look sooooooo much younger
Delilah looks 15
I look 13 (or so they say)
Robin looks 10
And even though he and robin are the same age James looks 8 (awwwwwwwwwwww)

So yeah

Bye :)

-Zoe

Well Okay...

2008-12-09T08:00:00.000-08:00

'I wanna a dog!'
'You don't'
'I think you'll find I do!'
'I know you do Zo' but we're not getting you one'
'Shut up Robin'
I sighed, won't they just be quiet?'I think dogs are cute...' whispered James cautiously. I ruffled his hair. Cute, yeah right. Ashmainian puffballs are cute, dogs sure they do those eye thing but they can never compare to puffballs.
'Well okay, let's get one.'
Sorry, I caved

-Delilah

Be free

2008-12-08T13:23:00.000-08:00

I've been reading James' poems and they're good right but they're all about 1 thing

Being free

I think we need to give him a little more freedom.

Because to be honest he has none at the moment

-Zoe

I agree Zo', which is a first.

Oh yeah just wanted to tell you:-

1) If you don't publish your entries i can edit them (hahahahahahaha)
2) I can edit them any way (hahahahahaha)
3) Your hair looks really bad today (hahahahahahahaha)
4) I ate your chocolate bar (plz don't kill me...)

- Robz (That's my new 'ganster' name u like?)

Random saying

2008-12-08T13:15:00.000-08:00

Okay so there are several things i just don't understand about Mortals.
1) Why do they think blue=rasberry?
2) Why do some of them instist on killing us even though if they do the world will implode
3) Grammar, what's up with it?
4) Spelling, don't get that either
and finally 5) Sayings. Yep. Like 'raised to the ground' WTF? seriously does that sentence even make sense? How can you raise something up and then it's on the ground. And the ground is like down. So it really should be 'raised to the ceiling' or 'brought to the ground'

Just saying.

-Delilah

One extreme jump

2008-12-07T11:16:00.000-08:00

Okay so you got we were immortal.
Right?
Because if you didn't you either read blogs from the beginning down (which is pointless since some important imformation might be at the bottom because those blogs came FIRST) or your a total moron or you just couldn't be bothered to read them. I sincerly hope it the first one. Really. Okay, so Robin's reading over my sholder and laughing.
God i hate him.
really
No matter where we go he just gets on my uyvkutgcytciyrdcuyduytdyrtddhtchjg
that was robin fiddling with the keyboard, like i said
i hate him

-Delilah

Well yeah

2008-12-07T08:33:00.000-08:00

I'm a little bored.
How does this happen?
Don't really know
I think I'll go shout at Robin...

- Zoe :)

Poetry 3

2008-12-06T10:19:00.000-08:00

I sit, wonder
Why am I here
What is my perpose
Am I just here to serve mortals?
I don't want to
I want to be free

I'm trapped here
Can't do as I please
Don't want to live this life
I've been given
I don't want to
I want to be free

Why does everyone
think we're just here to serve them
To treat us like vermin
Like we're not even there
I don't want to
I want to be free

you've slaughtered our kind
Ripped us from our world
And you still think you can treat us
Like you do every day of every year
We are people too
Can't you see?
Open you eyes

I don't want to do this any more
I just want to be

Free

-James

We rule (no, seriously)

2008-12-06T07:36:00.000-08:00

'Okay so let's just get this straight' I said to Zoe 'We just got attacked by like 300 robots, evil robots, robot so oviously built by the environmentalists to destroy us and they just...'
'Blew up?'
'Exactally, thank you James.'
'God, their getting shoddy aren't they!'
'Robin, they are not getting shoddy they just didn't put in enough thought, that's all'
'Shut up Zoe...'
'No you shut up...'
'BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! I'm getting tired of you two quarreling all the time.'
Okay so this is like a general day for us.
Get up.
Listen to Zoe and Robin quarreling.
Get dressed.
Listen to Zoe and Robin quarreling.
Almost get killed.
See above.
Eat.
Listen to a surprising amount of quiet.
Sleep.
Dream about Zoe and Robin quarreling, then realize your awake.
It's the same every day. And to be honest it really gets on my nerves.
James just stood there, a look of shock on his face. He was scared, he didn't like it when I shouted. I think he had gotten used to Robin and Zoe shouted. I don't even know how they do that. There is a 200 year age difference after all.
Oh yeah. Did I mention we're immortal.
Now you understand why I've gone completely insane.
Lstening to argueing almost 24/7 for eternity gets on most peoples nerves.
I'm Immortalis, Delilah Immortalis and I like it stirred, not shaken (Not that I even know what that means.). Was that a little cliche for you? Tough, get used to it...

-Delilah

Poem2

2008-12-04T13:39:00.000-08:00

Shining
Glistening
Showering
Sparkling
Nothing doth compare
To the one I saw in you
To the one that stole my heart
That broke it in two
Why must you torment me
Like a shark with a seal
Nothing must come between us
Any more
I love you my sweet angel
Never let us be apart
Let's stay forever
Together as one
The sweet one that you are

I know you shall grow old
And wither before my eyes
But I shall stay but young and free
Immortal forever
So let us spend the precious time
That we have
Together
Let us never be apart
Your life is worth more to me
Than a thousand jewels
And wealth is always stolen
From the one who loves it most
Come back to me my sweet.
Free yourself from the hatred
Your imprisoned in
Be free
Come back to me...

-James

.......

2008-12-04T13:33:00.000-08:00

Hi
I'm James, it's nice to meet you
I really like colouring and writing poetery
And i really hate Robin :P
:)
You wanna hear a poem?

Raindrops fall from the sky
Crystals rain down from the heavens
A splash as they hit the ground
Glistening in the mourning sunlight
Sparkeling in moonlight
They stay there
Imobile
And disappear
Forever

-James

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

2008-12-04T13:30:00.000-08:00

AFTER I FINALLY RESTLE MY LAPTOP OF THAT ANNOYING LITTLE WEASEL KNOWN AS ROBIN, I READ HIS LAST ENTERY AND..........................................ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG.......................................................

Sorry about that
Keeping anger cooped up is seriously bad for our health
and yours
You see if we keep emotions bottled up the world might explode
Yeah

-Delilah

Heh Heh

2008-12-04T13:15:00.000-08:00

i thought i'd rip off a song just to annoy Delilah

Hey there Delilah
Watz it like just where your sitting
Not 1,000 miles away but girl
Tonight u don't look pretty
Yes u do
..................................................Better stop
Delilah's coming...

-Robin ;)

Hi

2008-12-04T13:08:00.000-08:00

The namez Robin
So that's me.
In a nutshell
A rather small nutshell
So im a boy
Yeah
My twins a boy
yeah
Urrr i have black hair
Yeah
I'm tall (compared to James my twin)
Yeah
I say yeah to much
Yeah
I'm using Delilah's account because i can't be bothered to get my own.
Yeah, definately

-Robin
P.S. We all use delilah's account
P.P.S does anyone atually know what p.s. means?

Hummmmm v.2

2008-12-04T07:34:00.000-08:00

I'm not completely sure why but, i'm bored
I don't know how i can get bored concidering the things i do
Day in
And Day out
And all the space in between
Meh...
So anyways
Bye

-Zoe

Hummm...

2008-12-03T12:17:00.000-08:00

Silent corpses
The dead mans bride
Come around
This evening's pride
Devourer every last drop
The mortal land for ever doom
Never ever cease
In the towering gloom
Nothing left
All greed gone
Now ever lasting
Immortal song
Such words
Such grace
To be seen upon
A mortals face
Transform our enemies
Unite as one
To conquer our foes
One by one
Unite the people
of the land
Hold each other
Hand in hand
And forever shall we
Be seen
As one
One

Do you like it? James made it up today, he's an amazing poet. Unlike Robin who can't write to save his life...

-Delilah

Here it comes again

2008-12-03T11:54:00.001-08:00

So i last told you i was related to Zoe, am i right?
So anyway, the other two James and Robin (both boys) are the last two of the group. Unfortunatly for us, they're twins. It's a good thing they're not identical, otherwise i'd go mad! so that's our introduction, gonna blog more about what we get up to soon!

-Delilah

Such, pain

2008-11-30T08:49:00.000-08:00

My blog may be very depressing, just to warn you.
I'm an Immortal Sufferer.
Don't know who we are?
Well you haven't lived then have you?
We're a small, elite band of heroes trying to stop the villains who are hell bent on destroying us, and the world with us.
Why the world?
Because our lives are the only thing holding this puny planet together
Your lucky our dimension was destroyed.
Otherwise we would be there enjoying free immortality
But we can't
Because of you
Your ruining our long hard lives
Endless lives
Well they would be
If that damn triad 'The Environmentalists' didn't try to destroy us.
Kind of an irony huh?
So right know we are making our way west across the mountains.
I won't say which mountains just in case one of the environmentalist reads this.
Hold on, you don't know who we are yet!
There are 4 of us Immortal sufferers.
I'm Immortalis. Delilah Immortalis and I like it stirred not shaken. Oh gods, I can just imagine Doctor No in his chair right now "Hello Delilah, I have been expecting you, mwhahaha" Okay I get a little bored sometimes but come on, that was a pretty good impression. I'm amazing at that sort of thing.
Next is the amazing, incredible, Zoe Immortalis. As you can guess we are sisters.

-Delilah