Saturday 6 December 2008

We rule (no, seriously)

'Okay so let's just get this straight' I said to Zoe 'We just got attacked by like 300 robots, evil robots, robot so oviously built by the environmentalists to destroy us and they just...'
'Blew up?'
'Exactally, thank you James.'
'God, their getting shoddy aren't they!'
'Robin, they are not getting shoddy they just didn't put in enough thought, that's all'
'Shut up Zoe...'
'No you shut up...'
'BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! I'm getting tired of you two quarreling all the time.'
Okay so this is like a general day for us.
Get up.
Listen to Zoe and Robin quarreling.
Get dressed.
Listen to Zoe and Robin quarreling.
Almost get killed.
See above.
Eat.
Listen to a surprising amount of quiet.
Sleep.
Dream about Zoe and Robin quarreling, then realize your awake.
It's the same every day. And to be honest it really gets on my nerves.
James just stood there, a look of shock on his face. He was scared, he didn't like it when I shouted. I think he had gotten used to Robin and Zoe shouted. I don't even know how they do that. There is a 200 year age difference after all.
Oh yeah. Did I mention we're immortal.
Now you understand why I've gone completely insane.
Lstening to argueing almost 24/7 for eternity gets on most peoples nerves.
I'm Immortalis, Delilah Immortalis and I like it stirred, not shaken (Not that I even know what that means.). Was that a little cliche for you? Tough, get used to it...

-Delilah

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