Such, pain

My blog may be very depressing, just to warn you.
I'm an Immortal Sufferer.
Don't know who we are?
Well you haven't lived then have you?
We're a small, elite band of heroes trying to stop the villains who are hell bent on destroying us, and the world with us.
Why the world?
Because our lives are the only thing holding this puny planet together
Your lucky our dimension was destroyed.
Otherwise we would be there enjoying free immortality
But we can't
Because of you
Your ruining our long hard lives
Endless lives
Well they would be
If that damn triad 'The Environmentalists' didn't try to destroy us.
Kind of an irony huh?
So right know we are making our way west across the mountains.
I won't say which mountains just in case one of the environmentalist reads this.
Hold on, you don't know who we are yet!
There are 4 of us Immortal sufferers.
I'm Immortalis. Delilah Immortalis and I like it stirred not shaken. Oh gods, I can just imagine Doctor No in his chair right now "Hello Delilah, I have been expecting you, mwhahaha" Okay I get a little bored sometimes but come on, that was a pretty good impression. I'm amazing at that sort of thing.
Next is the amazing, incredible, Zoe Immortalis. As you can guess we are sisters.

-Delilah