You want a story? I'll give you a ruddy story.

I glared at Robin and Zoe.

"What on Earth do you think you're playing at, the stairs are NOT for playing on!"

Robin shuffled his feet nervously, an expression of guilt and impatience on his face. Zoe seemed a little less bothered, maybe because it was her bithday.

Yeah, she's 3021 now.

"But we're still going out right D'." said Zoe, as if she was stating a fact rather than asking a question. I made a face, considering if I was mean enough to keep her in. Fortunatly enough for her, I'm not.

"We will, but only if you apoligise to Mr. Dendle."

They had that "who?" expression on their faces. I sighed.

"The guy you pushed down the stairs."

They nodded eagerly and rushed off to find him.

God dammit, one day I swear they'll break their necks. Then they'll be sorry.

-Delilah

We have problems, major problems

So last night we decided to treat ourselves (for once) and went out for dinner in a shmancy restaurant near our little apartment. Everything went fine while we were there but it was when we were walking back that things started to go wrong.

This guy sort of...attacked us (he was all dressed in black of course). Robin's got some large scratches on his face and Zo' sprained her ankle in the fight.

We're not fighters, we've never needed to do it before.

I guess you could say we deserved what we got, we were making to much noise and drawing attention to ourselves. At least, that's what I thought until this morning.

When James wasn't in bed.

I didn't worry all that much at first, we go for little walks from time to time. If we didn't get away from each other we'd go mad in time, but...

You know that feeling you get when you're nervous. The feeling that something is horribly wrong, but you're sure everything will be just fine?

Yeah, it sucks.

So we went looking for him, or at least, I did. I couldn't find him anywhere, and by anywhere I mean everywhere. I was quickly making connections between the attack and his disappearence.

Can you blame me?

So anyway, James is missing, Zoe can't walk without support and Robin is afraid to go out incase we get attacked again.

So it's all up to me to save James.

Brilliant...

-Delilah

Me, forget? Never...

So I finally caved in. And came back.
A little anti-climatic though. I thought mabye there would be, I don't know...

Armed Policemen


Environmentalists


Over-complicated evil robots


Secret agents


Or at least a mad dog


But no, all i find waiting for me is wrapping paper, socks and some sort of fir tree with tiny round bombs on it (aparently they're called baubles).

Supposedly the 25th was Christmas day
A mortal celebration made to make reletaves by gifts for them

And I didn't by Zoe, Robin or James presents








OOPs!



-Delilah

Inspiration has struck

Inspired by Delilah's last entry, we decided to lanch a campain. To get Delilah back. We've put a lot of hard work into this campain so, here we go...

- Zoe

A spark from inside
Twinkling in our eyes
Showing that we love her
But still the spark dies

Does she care?
We ask her
No reply, we're cut off
But our determination is undeterred

Still she's gone, will she return?
We don't know for sure
For all the time that she is gone
We just long for her even more

She doesn't care, she won't come back
As stubon as we always knew
But if she does decide to come back
We will start a new...

-James

Listen Delilah, i know your out there,
You don't know what your doing
If you did you'd be back already
But nooooooooooooo
You decide to stay away
Make us feel like trash
If you cared you wouldn't have even left
What if, what if we don't want you back?
That's it, indulge on your own pity for as long as you want
But don't think as soon as you come back you'll be accepted

-Robz

Delilah
If you'd heard me say the word above
You'd come back
But computerized words have NO emotion
Robin's a jerk
But a jerk with a point
We just want you back
But we feel that you need some sort of.... punishment for what you put us through

- Zoe

COME BACK

We have learnt our lesson - Zoe
Yeah come back! - Robin
Please... -James

Come back Delilah! - All

Yackady Yack YACK!

ARRGGG
I can't stand these flipping, KIDS!
They're driving me crazy one more insedent like this morning's i'll explode
That's it i'm
I'm...
LEAVING.

-Delilah

Woo HOO

We finally settled down somewhere

Yey! Okay so it's a bit of a dump, but who cares it's our first real home!

Since Delilah neglected (i love that word) to tell you I'm 3020 years old, go me!
Robin (the stupid one) is 2820 and so is James
Delilah (the bossy but kind one) is 3400 years old, which makes her the leader (damm)
In you years, we look sooooooo much younger
Delilah looks 15
I look 13 (or so they say)
Robin looks 10
And even though he and robin are the same age James looks 8 (awwwwwwwwwwww)

So yeah




Bye :)

-Zoe

Well Okay...

'I wanna a dog!'
'You don't'
'I think you'll find I do!'
'I know you do Zo' but we're not getting you one'
'Shut up Robin'
I sighed, won't they just be quiet?'I think dogs are cute...' whispered James cautiously. I ruffled his hair. Cute, yeah right. Ashmainian puffballs are cute, dogs sure they do those eye thing but they can never compare to puffballs.
'Well okay, let's get one.'
Sorry, I caved

-Delilah

One extreme jump

Okay so you got we were immortal.
Right?
Because if you didn't you either read blogs from the beginning down (which is pointless since some important imformation might be at the bottom because those blogs came FIRST) or your a total moron or you just couldn't be bothered to read them. I sincerly hope it the first one. Really. Okay, so Robin's reading over my sholder and laughing.
God i hate him.
really
No matter where we go he just gets on my uyvkutgcytciyrdcuyduytdyrtddhtchjg
that was robin fiddling with the keyboard, like i said
i hate him

-Delilah

Well yeah

I'm a little bored.
How does this happen?
Don't really know
I think I'll go shout at Robin...

- Zoe :)

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

AFTER I FINALLY RESTLE MY LAPTOP OF THAT ANNOYING LITTLE WEASEL KNOWN AS ROBIN, I READ HIS LAST ENTERY AND..........................................ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG.......................................................

Sorry about that
Keeping anger cooped up is seriously bad for our health
and yours
You see if we keep emotions bottled up the world might explode
Yeah

-Delilah

Heh Heh

i thought i'd rip off a song just to annoy Delilah

Hey there Delilah
Watz it like just where your sitting
Not 1,000 miles away but girl
Tonight u don't look pretty
Yes u do
..................................................Better stop
Delilah's coming...

-Robin ;)

Hi

The namez Robin
So that's me.
In a nutshell
A rather small nutshell
So im a boy
Yeah
My twins a boy
yeah
Urrr i have black hair
Yeah
I'm tall (compared to James my twin)
Yeah
I say yeah to much
Yeah
I'm using Delilah's account because i can't be bothered to get my own.
Yeah, definately

-Robin
P.S. We all use delilah's account
P.P.S does anyone atually know what p.s. means?